Don't ride this route.

I ride off, absolutely confused, scared, and thrilled all at the same time. I get to a gate that fortunately is not locked. I unhitch the latch, bring my bike through, and the camel stands there, in the middle of the track, looking at me.

Don't ride this route.
Somewhere on Lower North East Road.

Or: The time I found a camel in the Adelaide Hills

A short ride. Bring a towel and bathers, just in case. A bottle of water should be enough.

It feels like a good way to start a ride that gets away from you a bit, and ends up being absolutely magnificent. But I still wouldn't recommend it - more on that.

It started as a cruise towards the North Eastern 'burbs, knowing that I wanted to ride along Linear Park for a bit. Winding through the suburban streets, talking to people (usually about my "weird" bike) as I stopped to take photos of classic cars in front yards, nice trees, fun stickers, good views.

As I kept riding, the urge to look around the next bend grew. And the next. And the next. And before I knew it I was riding up the eastern end of Grand Junction Road. And then through the round-about and onto Lower North East Road. I toyed with the idea of riding through Anstey Hill. Tried it. Turned back, and kept going up Lower North East Road.

At this point, I was getting a bit nervous about the cars and trucks I share the road with. With the tight corners, I feel like a bit of a sitting duck in the gutter of a blind corner.

As it turned out (because I have plot-armor), I was fine. The only car that overtook in a way that felt uncomfortable was a police car. Definitely not more than 1.5 metres, but not that big a deal.

By the time I turned off Lower North East Road, I was out of water. The worst of it was done - I'd done the climb - but I was thirsty. It was sunny. With all the houses along Churchett Road, there was bound to be a front-yard with a tap.

Churchett Road

I found a guy cutting a new window in his house. Angle-grinder shrieking. Radio blaring - it was Gunners, I reckon. Welcome to the Jungle. In the middle of the slowly moving dust cloud was a guy. Thongs. Jeans. Singlet. No hearing protection. No eye protection. And, probably at this stage most importantly, no dust mask.

I loudly announced myself, and asked if I could top up my water bottle when I finally got through, I assume, tinnitus the volume of a Dinosaur Jr concert.

The water was good. Rainwater, I reckon. I drank a bottle standing there, and topped up again for the remainder of the ride.

Now is when it gets a bit interesting. There was definitely a track on the map at the end of Churchett Road. All the way to Gorge Road. Unpaved, but a track on a map. In fairness, there was a track, but it was definitely not a "road". And it certainly was not Churchett Road any more.

When I got to the bottom (I'm glad I've got half decent brakes on the Omnium), I found myself riding through a construction site, road building taking place and then finally onto a path that I could see would take me out to Gorge Road.

I look up to my left, pretty knackered at this point and on top on an embankment, in amongst the trees is a camel. A real, life, tall, fucking camel. I was completely stunned. Then it camel-noised at me and started towards me, down the bank.

Camel.

I ride off, absolutely confused, scared, and thrilled all at the same time. I get to a gate that fortunately is not locked. I unhitch the latch, bring my bike through, and the camel stands there, in the middle of the track, looking at me.

The main reason I say that this route is one I wouldn't recommend, is that at this point I found myself behind a locked, very heavy duty gate. I throw my bike over the gate, and see the SA Water sign. No entry. No trespassing.

Anyway. I was on Gorge Road now, and things were going to be easy. I stopped off at one of my favourite spots on the Torrens for a dip, then cruised home - stopping only to grab a custard tart from a bakery on the way.

A good day on the bike.